Remember when Puddle of Mudd first hit the scene? I don’t either, but one of my friend’s Dad was in love with their debut record and burned me a copy. Even in my horrible music listening days, I wasn’t a fan, and didn’t quite know how to handle the opening song “Control,” which contains the lyrics, “I love the way you look at me/ I love the way you slap my ass.”

Maybe it’s just me, but that seems a bit weird to be giving a fifteen-year-old when you’re a dad. Note to self: Don’t burn Limp Bizkit CDs for my kid’s friends.