Yesterday I interviewed Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore, members of The Whitest Kids U Know, but also writers/directors/stars of the new film Miss March, which opens today. It’s pretty generic, about a dude who is about to have sex with his virginal girlfriend on prom night, but he falls down the stairs and lapses into a coma for three years. When he wakes up, he discovers that she’s now a Playboy Playmate. He and his friend roadtrip to the Playboy mansion to win her back. It’s not that great, but I interviewed them anyway, and it was lots of fun. We talked about everything from Garden State to The Lonely Island’s “Like a Boss.” Listen to the interview in three parts below. I’ve even given you some helpful time stamps to know what to expect at certain parts.

The deeper voice is Moore and the softer one is Cregger. Sometimes Zach and I sound similar, but you can always tell me because I’m asking the questions, and I sound country.

Part 1

0:00 – The guys talk about their reluctance about making the movie and what finally got them to do it.
2:00 – They mention the offbeat things they threw in to stay away from the cliches.
3:30 – The previous interviewer, Cory, who led a fantastic interview basically revolving around hitting on them, leaves. They call him sexy.
3:55 – They talk about the challenges of this being their feature-length directing debut.
5:40 – Garden State is mentioned.
6:15 – They talk about the scene in the auditorium with a bunch of kids.
7:00 – A hilarious discussion about working with animals leads into a talk of tasering kids.
7:48 – They talk about going up against Medea Goes to Jail.
8:20 – They discuss the desert scene, and Zach promises they aren’t primadonnas.

Part 2

0:00 – We talk about the stunts in the movie.
1:57 – The guys talk about chilling with Hugh Hefner and discussing monkeys and quickies.
2:22 – This joke is in reference to the interview prior, which was a bit homoerotic, and found the interviewer making a euphemism regarding the long, black microphone he was using to record them. I had a small, white digital recorder.
4:50 – The guys discuss the Horsedick.mpg joke.
5:58 – Trevor implies that the name Phil is criteria for dorkdom.
6:24 – Zach has strong words for Phils.
6:54 – A Garden State discussion comes up.
7:48 – A discussion of Natalie Portman and then The Lonely Island’s “Like a Boss” starts, including Zach and me quoting the song.
8:50 – I ask about stories like a haunted set, and they proceed to tell me ghosts aren’t real. Then I reference Cory again, who was hitting on them.

Part 3

0:00 – Unlike the other guy, who said he had a last thing but was making it up, I do have a last thing.
0:43 – Zach tells me not to fuck them, and then talks about Phil again.
1:10 – They give advice to college kids (blaze up).
1:40 – We discuss Wal-Mart generic brand weed.