If you thought Michael Phelps acting like a total spaz was bad enough in the new Guitar Hero commercial, wait until you see the new ad for Lebron James’ shoes. The commercial, which runs a painful 3 minutes and 47 seconds long, features Lebron and Pusscat Dolls lead singer Nicole Scherzinger enjoying an evening at home. Lebron gives her a pair of his shoes and apparently, she gets super hot.

It’s boring, and it’s not funny. Good thing Scherzinger is sexy, otherwise this would be a fail all across the board.